Robbing people

I keep forgetting to write about this. Months ago we bought a car. A very modest Honda CRV for our trips to the beaches. We got a parking place for it in the garage behind our building. But we needed to get a sticker for the security guards so they know that we are here legitimately. There are 3 posts with guards and the big one is the first one. We've had some problems with communicating with them before as their English is not always great. One night we came home late after a nice night out with a few drinks when we got stopped at the gate. The sticker was still missing and we were trying to explain that we had ordered it but had not received it yet. The guard did not understand a word of what we said. We kept on repeating but no success. We started getting giddy with the situation. So Carl suddenly said: "We are just here with our car to break into an apartment to rob people". He looked at us, nodded and let us through.....We couldn't stop laughing. The poor man...............